Depressed?

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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick

up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the

Promised Land."


Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down

your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised

Land."


Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price

of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!


I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy,

the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc .... I

called a Suicide Hotline.


I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......